April 2012
WHEN YOU HEAR LOTS A PIZZA
AND LOTS A MEAT-SA
THEN YOU KNOW YOU’VE HEARD THE PIZZA SONG
BOMP BOMP BOMP
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
March 2012
Anonymous asked: Why does porn show women with...
philosophy-of-praxis:
machistado:
Probably because not every person can afford to get their goods trimmed down by a plastic surgeon with hedge clippers and because no one needs to.
If you think vaginas are ugly and gross, you probably can’t handle one. Leave them for the big boys and girls.
Surely a perfect clit is one that functions to give good orgasms, not one that fits an aesthetic of...
Batman Returns
Remi: Who the fuck would invite Siouxie and the Banshees to play at their fancy dinner party?
Julia: Tim Burton
Remi: Oh.
Too school for cool: Holy shit fuck academia →
gravityisverycompelling:
orderfromchaos:
So my senior project adviser hasn’t really given me much correspondence throughout this semester, besides telling me to get more of the paper done or asking inane questions (are the Pope and the Holy Roman Emperor the same person?, bullshit like that). So I finish it up at 55 pages and I hand it…
Ouch.
Consider directly addressing your particular...
I just bought a lottery ticket for us.
moneyisnotimportant:
If lightning strikes, every single one of you that follows Money Is Not Important is getting $1,000. I’m serious. Pure and simple. Straight cash (well, maybe a check, but you get the idea). Why, you ask? BECAUSE HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE IF IT HAPPENED?!!!
People who harp on paying a $1 for a lottery ticket every once in awhile don’t know what they’re talking about. ...
ihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
WELP HOLY WHAT THE FUCK
"Game of Thrones" as Theory
irmajor:
“It’s Not as Realist as It Seems — And That’s Good”
An awesome article from Foreign Affairs on why you should set aside your Realist interpretation of Game of Thrones before the premier this Sunday.
As a foreign policy story, Martin’s tale is far less conservative and far more transformative than meets the eye. A parable about the consequences of unchecked realpolitik, it does...
Actually looking forward to seeing The Hobbit
environmint:
aimsme:
nevillelongbadass:
peregrint:
koreantrilobites:
I have never seen a LOTR movie in my life, but Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch are in it…so when I go to the theater to see it, I think I’ll start playing “Reunited” on my phone really loudly the first time Bilbo and Smaug meet
No.
It’s people like this that is making me hope that no Sherlockians watch the...
Rick Santorum tells boy not to use pink bowling... →
impolex:
I need to get off social media today. Its making me angrier and angrier.
stfuhypocrisy:
Washington– At a campaign event at a bowling alley in Wisconsin today, GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum told a boy who reached for a pink bowling ball: “You’re not gonna use the pink ball. We’re not gonna let you do that. Not on camera.” Santorum went on to say “Friends don’t let friends use...
6 Types of Love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
Trayvon's case for me is about the continual...
jcoleknowsbest:
If trayvon was white there would have been a trial, pictures, ballistics test, clothing as evidence, phone records, witness testimony, etc… It’s now more than a month after trayvon’s and we are fighting to even get a trial…. Instead the Zimmerman’s have launched a media campaign to muddy the argument and sway public opinion… Because they know a trial would not be good for...
Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed... →
angels-and-angles:
Wow, accidentally deleted my original post. Reblogging so I can keep it in my archives.
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As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can...