January 2011
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
nina-alonzo:
oww yeah (!)
Supersecret Bonus Info About Me
One of my pet peeves is when people complain to me about my friends. Specifically because, usually, I’ve had the exact same conversation with the other person. I hang out with my friend for my own reasons. You don’t like them? That’s cool, I won’t be angry at you about it.
Judge me for hanging out with them? Not cool.
e pluribus unum
Is the true spirit of peace—from many, one.
Most Sexually Awkward Moments in Comic Book... →
Zach you misspelled sexually
*INSERT JOKE
sometimes
I feel like I’m not cool enough to hang out with a lot of the people I hang out with.
It’s like, you are a DJ, and you book shows, and you know everything about history!
And I’m just some high school nerd who plays warhammer.
Thanks be to you cool kids out there, and to college and stuff
I tried to download a Chemical Brothers album
And I found like, a Japanese tripno album
wat
Things I dislike that have to do with bathrooms
1.That taste in your mouth when you’re sick that makes you want to brush your teeth but brushing your teeth does nothing
2.Going into a bath that you then realize is lukewarm
3.When the bath slowly drains out while you’re in the bath
text messages
Ava: Southampton has officially gone to shit: 2 nights ago there was a drug (probably heroin) related drive-by shooting within 2 miles of my house
Remi: The hamptons!
Ava: The best part is that they're refusing to call it a drive-by; instead it's a 'home invasion'
Remi: Hide yo husband cause they're shooting everybody out here
Someone who knows social science knows that ‘an indefinite amount of...
Little known fact
Remi: Andrew, you're from DC. How do you feel about it?
Andrew: Little known fact: Fallout 3 is actually a documentary game. DC is actually like that.
Remi: What?
Andrew: It's a shit hole is what I'm getting at.
I hate how ambiguous our language has gotten
when you combine it with the internet/texting, it leaves me with literally no clue of anything.
FOR INSTANCE
Remi: How’re you doing
person: Fine
Being curt? Actually angry? ACTUALLY FINE?
WHO KNOWS
I hate Dennis Miller--the song
So at my grandparents, the couch is where I sit My grandfather’s complaining bout librals and shit So I’m like fuck it, I don’t need racism talks So I put the TV on Fox, get a book, ignore the idiot box But THEN I see two cocks—O’Reilly and Miller, on both of them I iwsh a fuckin pox
Now O’Reilly is someone who’s been talked about//So in order to be cool...
Books Review (IMITEBEDRUNK)
ok
So the Bartimeaus Trilogy is really weird, particularly when you keep in mind that it’s a young adult series, and even more so when you realize that it was published in the wake of the Harry Potter phenomenon when everyone and their cat wanted to be a fucking wizard.
So, surprisingly enough for a young adult fantasy series, it’s about growing up as a magician.
But there’s...
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hipsterappropriations:
We’ve all been a little shocked by what went down in Tucson, Arizona yesterday. It’s been hard NOT to theorize over possible political motives (ahem, Sarah Palin’s love of crosshairs), but in the interest of her network of family and close friends, I personally am waiting for the details to emerge…
Honestly, though, I appreciate hipsters for not making themselves out to...
I had a conversation with a friend about video games and what annoyed my about WW2/modern warfare games and it finally came to me. We have this medium that can create worlds, and make them more immersive than in any other existing medium. We can create plots that go down to the smallest details, that can still ‘work’ when you go off the rails, and these plots can, yet again,...
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Fallout 3
Rose: What's that sound?
Remi: When you take damage your heart beats
(a while goes by)
Remi: Ugh, I guess I'll take a stimpack
Rose: YOU COULD HAVE HEALED THE WHOLE TIME?
Remi: Yeah. But if I took damage I'd have needed to use one
Rose: YOU'VE DIED 4 TIMES
Remi: So?
Rose: And that heart sound is so loud, it's like the talltale heart