what's wrong with them?
(we're drinking during breakfast)
Remi: eatin this porridge
Sam: with an orange
Remi: slam ya till the floor's cringe
Sam: going on my whore binge
Remi: her mouth was a door hinge
Sam: so hot her hair singed
(in the other room)
Heather: What's wrong with them?
Shane: Oh, they're high level demons
Starcraft conversations II
Remi: How do you get stuff as the Protoss?
Zach: You warp it in
Remi: From where?
Zach: Aiur I guess
Remi: Aiur's destroyed. Also, was Aiur just a place where they built buildings?
Zach: Are you saying Aiur is New Jersey?
Remi: You warp in everyone else to. Do the Protoss actually MAKE anything?
Zach: Nah they outsourced those jobs to the Terrans
Starcraft conversations I
Remi: Wanna go drink?
Zach: Dude I have to beat the last level
Remi: I think you should drink
Zach: JIM RAYNOR WOULDN'T LEAVE HIS MEN BEHIND
Remi: Jim Raynor would play the last level drunk!
Zach: ...good point
whos does the dishes after the revolution?
I'm sick of you kids and yo hipster hatin
THIS There’s one other anti-hipsterism that this dude misses 1.Hipsters are appropriating *our* subculture (or some minority subculture)— We’re living in a world that’s progressively more and more a melting pot. People able to talk to and communicate to each other has blended cultures to the degree that you can’t really seperate any one thing and say that it...
Beck--Girl 8bit remix →
I saw her, yeah I saw her with the black tongue tied, wearin roses. Fist pounding on the vending machine, toy diamond ring stuck on her finger
From Plato's Republic
Adeimantus: I still don't understand.
Socrates: That's because you think I'm saying something deep.
One gets the impression from the Republic that Socrates is the only smart person alive at the time.
A future conversation
Person 1--Knock knock
Person 2--Who's there
Person 1--You're on robitussin.
People say, "Do you like this?"
Yo Ava do you like this? carefulwiththatoxygen: LOOKIN AT YOU REMI butthetruthis: But the truth is… They’re just waiting for you to say yes, so they can continue on about how much they like it themselves. (Submitted by: petrinapetrina) Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/subspace-eddy/2244998350/
Apparently not the G-est thing
Remi: So we made menthol rollies using rolling tobacco and listerine squares
Ava: That's so stupid!
Remi: That's so street!
Ava: That could kill you!
Remi: SO COULD THE STREETS
Blue Moon, Summer Sun.: Starting a Campus Academic... →
The concept in and of itself is interesting and is something that me and a friend are working on getting started. There are enough academics on this campus that their writing needs to be seen and their research needs to be published. Because getting published in an actualy academic journla is just…
The apocalypse is gonna be shit anyway. The only people organized enough to deal...– Remi J Dobbs (via carefulwiththatoxygen)
The wild battle music from pokemon syncs perfectly...
TRUE FACT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeatgdBBqpc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I83tKYquJUI Play the second video when the background music comes in (IE, at “I got”) I wanted to make a pokemon black album but now it’s assured