QUICK, CALL JAPAN! 1: Pokemon Copper / Quartz plot
This is going to be the first in a list of things I think up randomly that make me wish I had a direct line to Japan so that they could make a manga/video game/anime out of my dreams or head, or whatever. Alright, so the new game starts, basically normally. PROFESSOR PINE (a ‘Mew-theorist’, who doesn’t ascribe to the notion that Arseus created the world) give you and your rival...
Julie: So I'd let you sleep on our floor, but stacey's stupid man is coming
Remi: and your stupid man?
Julie: he's over in New Haven...he's sooo cute!
Remi: I get the image that they're cavemen for some reason
Remi: Is that his name?
Me > -THE MINOTAUR- > Freud
Ava: What's terrifying is realizing the connections between inception and house of leaves.
Remi: ITS AN INCEPTION THAT ATE JOHNNY TRUANTR LIFE
Ava: OH SHIT
Remi: That explains his ridiculous sex life. I like the theory that truant was actually in a madhouse and lude was a hallucination keepin him insane
Ava: Wait wat? How does inception explain johnny truant being a manwhore?
Remi: Because its his subconsious
Ava: Excuse me while i go and toss ian's book about Freud out the window
On planet earth//I’ll probably stay//On...
My favorite part (of Ayn Rand’s autobiography) was when she got cancer...– some internet guy
Why I wrote
Writing about cultures or subcultures isn’t my exactly my bag—I’m not a sociology major or a media or gender studies major. In fact generally I think that, for me, writing about culture is, to some degree, a waste of time. I’m not trained for this sort of thing, so I can’t really see any way for me to write about these things scientifically, or in any way that...
Remi: Ludacris should make a song where he just reads his tax form
Ava: One of the best things you've ever said to me
Remi: I feel so special
My greatest fear, I realized//the days, were long,...
B.I.G. over a Hitler video →
PEOPLE WHO INSIST YOU SHOULDN’T PUT Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS.– (via peoplewho)
So go and dance yourself clean ..ooow Go and dance yourself clean yeah...– Dance yrself Clean, LCD Soundsystem
I blame anxiety
Heather: Family reunions are just so fucking terrible
Remi: It's like, when you're in college, you're used to being able to choose who you like, and with your family, you're like "What? I have to love this asshole, and if I don't he'll try to guilt me?"
Shane: I blame society!
Remi: I blame propriety!
Sam: I blame sobriety! (drinks)
It was a time for heroes…any kind of heroes– Twice Upon a Time
Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the...– Robert Greene’s job plan. Dude has the democratic nomination. It’s not a joke.
OH SHIT SON WE'RE IN THE FUTURE
carefulwiththatoxygen: (via xxkenziex)
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...– John Waters (via rheaball) (via carefulwiththatoxygen)