A song I just wrote: A day in the life of David...
MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER KILL KILL KILL KILL (ad inifinitum with maybe a bass solo)
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'Slightly' insane II: a reminder
(We're at the dining hall)
Remi: Can we see the Room on Friday?
Josh: Dude I have stuff to do on Friday I can't just stay in the room
Zach: Why, that's what we do when we're drunk
Remi: Yeah, we stayed in the room all wednesday
Josh: WEDNESDAY ISN'T FRIDAY
Ilana: (looks up at us) What
Zach: (pushes over the salt and pepper) WEDNESDAY ISN'T FRIDAY
Josh: (pushes himself to the back of the room on his chair) WEDNESDAY ISN'T FRIDAY
Remi: (starts stacking cups) WEDNESDAY ISN'T FRIDAY
Ilana: I'm terrified
Remi: I'm so FUCKING sleep depraved right now
Ann: Don't you mean...
Remi: It's the process of going insane when you have too little sleep or food but too much caffiene (busts out a pair of 5-hour energies)
Remi: Also I just beat my midterm in like 30 minutes. WHAT CHU KNOW BOUT ME
Remi: MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN
Remi: THAT'S PROBABLY WHY ALL THE BOYS GOT CRUSHES
Ann: He really is sleep depraved
gypsytrips-for-mamacat: Hipster Potter and the Philosophers Stoned Hipster Potter and the Chamber of Underground Music Hipster Potter and the Prisoner of Upper-Middle Class White America Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR Hipster Potter and the Order of the Flannel Hipster Potter and the Half-Snorted Line Hipster Potter and the You’ve Probably Never Heard of It
you'll just never understand my early robot arm...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ GOD
Literally the moment we woke up
Remi: You know my mom sang a song to me when she was trying to wake me up?
Zach: 'good morning motherfucker i'm gonna kill you; and after that's all done I'll turn your bones into blue'?
Remi: That's a good rhyme, but no.
Zach: What is it?
Remi: 'It's a good day, for remi do-obbs, it's a good day, for him, it's a good day for him, it's a good day, for remi do-obbs, e-ven if it's grim'
Zach: i'm going to start singing that
Remi: why did I tell you that
Zach: Because you're an idiot